Ash Delaney

"Hal! Nobody trusts the government. I don’t even trust the government."

- Ash Delaney

Ash Delaney is the one and only long-time member of the Department of Weird. They enjoy wisecracking, investigation, take-out, and bad coffee. Their dislikes include the deep pain of losing coworkers, the government, and being criticized for their bad singing voice.

Trivia

 * Ash's favorite bridge partner is named Steve. Steve may or may not be a telekinetic monster.
 * They are a huge fan of Dolly Parton.
 * They're short -- 5'4" or 5'3".
 * They are in their late thirties or early forties.
 * They are nonbinary.
 * Ash marks all of their paper money with moustaches on the faces of the presidents.